Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Need to destroy a planet? The new and improved Illudium Q36 will leave no stone un-vaporized!

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Finally. FINALLY!

At last, after two thousand years of research, the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator is ready! Simply line up the trajectory, wait for planetary synchronization, make sure no rabbits are around - and kaboom! You should hear an earth-shattering kaboom.